What the shit?

I got a really ominous text the other night from a guy i used to date. Weird. This sort of thing has been happening quite a bit lately. I'm not sure exactly what's going on, but it's kind of unnerving. Oh well, just thought i'd share.

I need...

I require nourishment in the form of delicious twister's burritos. I also need gas and money to obtain said burritos.

It fucking figures

The one morning that i don't have to be up at the buttcrack of dawn, my brain won't let me sleep in. So, i'm awake and clean. Right now i could either go home and have my morning coffee with amanda or stay here and read fight club. Yes, i am the last person in the fucking world to read fight club. I'm incredibly lame. So what should i do?

Randomness

Analogies aren't nearly as intimidating as i once thought they were. I'm bad with words, in general. I've been going through this GRE general test study guide, and it all just seems really simple. I guess that's to be expected. I mean, this is the same test that education majors take, so it can't be that difficult. I have come to the conclusion that it's going to be necessary for me to take the chemistry subject test. This is intimidating. I'm sure there are books out there to help me prepare, and it wouldn't kill me to brush up on some of my general chemistry skills. I think my problem right now is that i'm just not confident in my skills. I'm too afraid of failure. So, i have to do this thing, and know that i won't fail.By the way, i'm poor, so if anyone wants to help me out with the purchase of GRE prep books, that would be nice.