PSA

Dear drivers of Albuquerque,Just because there is a police officer on the side of the road with a radar gun, does not mean that you need to drive 10 mph under the speed limit.Thank you.And now for your daily dose of Amanda wisdom:xPolyStyrenex: Your vagina should sing a song, hahaPunky37498: i should sing "candida" by tony orlandoxPolyStyrenex: Haha, yes!Punky37498: i think you're the only person who gets thatxPolyStyrenex: I was just going to say you don't know how proud I am for knowing that, hahaxPolyStyrenex: That's when you say "Hey, I'm hungry ...Let's go pick up a candida albicans" Punky37498: hahaxPolyStyrenex: And if they say "Oo what's that? Sounds good" -You then point and laugh ...and laugh Punky37498: hahahahahaxPolyStyrenex: A candida albicans taco, mmm

Roger...

Roger Ebert has no idea what he's talking about. The brown bunny is a fucking masterpiece, and if you don't like it, you obviously just don't get it. Who wouldn't want to watch an hour and a half of vincent gallo driving and looking anguished, then getting a blow job from his dead girlfriend? Seriously, it's brilliant. What a pretentious douche.

Roger...

Roger Ebert has no idea what he's talking about. The brown bunny is a fucking masterpiece, and if you don't like it, you obviously just don't get it. Who wouldn't want to watch an hour and a half of vincent gallo driving and looking anguished, then getting a blow job from his dead girlfriend? Seriously, it's brilliant. What a pretentious douche.

It fucking figures

I got paid today. My skully sweater is now out of stock.

I'm...

I'm going to bonnaroo. You are jealous.I found a listing in the journal for a 1978 Cadillac Sedan Deville and a 1987 Caprice Classic. I think i'll try to check those out this weekend. My mother won't approve, though. I might have to go behind her back and buy a car on my own, unless i want to spend too much money on a new car.

I like gabe and all...

Seriously, if i was single...