My cover letter

Dear Guy Who Hires People, Please hire me because I need money and I don't suck. Sincerely, Lexi

What the shit?

I got a really ominous text the other night from a guy i used to date. Weird. This sort of thing has been happening quite a bit lately. I'm not sure exactly what's going on, but it's kind of unnerving. Oh well, just thought i'd share.

I need...

I require nourishment in the form of delicious twister's burritos. I also need gas and money to obtain said burritos.

It fucking figures

The one morning that i don't have to be up at the buttcrack of dawn, my brain won't let me sleep in. So, i'm awake and clean. Right now i could either go home and have my morning coffee with amanda or stay here and read fight club. Yes, i am the last person in the fucking world to read fight club. I'm incredibly lame. So what should i do?

Randomness

Analogies aren't nearly as intimidating as i once thought they were. I'm bad with words, in general. I've been going through this GRE general test study guide, and it all just seems really simple. I guess that's to be expected. I mean, this is the same test that education majors take, so it can't be that difficult. I have come to the conclusion that it's going to be necessary for me to take the chemistry subject test. This is intimidating. I'm sure there are books out there to help me prepare, and it wouldn't kill me to brush up on some of my general chemistry skills. I think my problem right now is that i'm just not confident in my skills. I'm too afraid of failure. So, i have to do this thing, and know that i won't fail.By the way, i'm poor, so if anyone wants to help me out with the purchase of GRE prep books, that would be nice.

All heterosexual sex is rape

In the waiting room today, i was watching one of those "Who is my baby daddy?" shows on Maury. I love these shows. What i can't understand though, is why the audience always boos the man who claims he isn't the baby's father. Even if he really is the kid's dad, he obviously has a reason to believe he isn't. If he didn't, why would he want a paternity test? Of course, the woman is always the victim, right? We're constantly being oppressed by men. Even if i sleep around with every man i meet, i'm still a victim somehow, right? I guess it works in the same way that if a girl regrets sleeping with a man the next day, she was obviously raped. Everyone knows women can't be held responsible for their actions, because they're not capable of rational decision making.This doesn't make me a misogynist, does it?

I finall...

I finally got around to downloading 12 songs by neil diamond today. It's pretty amazing. It's just neil, you know, without the show. It's not the neil i'm used to, but i really really like it. So you should all listen to it.I found some books today. Actually, i found my copy of catch-22, which my mom stole, so now i can finally finish it. This makes me happy.